Saturday, April 1, 2017

Fiber Microdosing with SpudMIN

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Microdosing is the latest trend. Silicon Valley professionals have pioneered microdosing of certain fibers found in wheat mold, mushrooms, and cacti and find that it:

...enhances overall well-being, helping to reduce stress and anxiety while improving sleep and leading to healthier habits.

Manufacturers of prebiotic fibers are starting to see the wisdom in using homeopathic doses of fibers. Doses as low as 1 gram per serving are showing tremendous potential! I intend to take this a step futher, reducing the serving size to beyond a microdose.

I am proud to announce that I am developing my own line of microdose fiber. I call it SpudMIN. It's based on raw potato starch. The serving size is one starch granule per day. Each bottle contains a 30 day supply and will only cost $67.  Get yours now!



Introducing...SpudMIN!

Each serving contains one starch granule, over 6 micrometers in diameter! 

Buy SpudMIN Here.  First product in lineup.  $67 today only!






SpudMIN comes packaged in natural fiber packets containing a month's supply:



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But I'll also offer them in bulk:



Buy SpudMIN Here.  First product in lineup.  $67 today only!


SpudMIN is VERY POWERFUL!  Some of you may wish to purchase my specially prepared half-dose, or just cut them in half yourself:




 As proof of the prebiotic action of SpudMIN:




And after just a short while, they are covered in friendly gut bacteria!:



Here, you can see the powerful layers of starch within a daily dose of SpudMIN:


Each dose of SpudMIN contains numerous branching chains of amylose and amylopectin, linked together with alpha 1,6 and alpha 1,4 bonds! It's the semi-crystalline growth rings that give SpudMIN their special powers...this is not any ordinary potato starch! With science like this, it has to be real:



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Serve SpudMIN up on a plate, it's tasty, delicious, and prebiotic nutritious. But you only need to eat one!


Buy SpudMIN Here.  First product in lineup.  $67 today only!


And, if you buy TODAY I'll send you a 41,000,000,000* day supply!  Limited quantity, act fast!





(* - based on an average starch granule density of 1,000,000,000 starch granules per gram.)

Buy SpudMIN Here.  First product in lineup.  $67 today only!


Happy April!
Tim

7 comments:

  1. Tim,
    You are definitely on (to) something, but you have not fully unleashed the homeopathic potential of imprinting water on the starch granules. If you package each granule in a water soluble capsule, then it will be possible to just drop a capsule in your water bottle for overnight imprinting. The next day, the imprinted water will be ready to transform your gut flora with your healthy hydration. It may cost a little more, but it would be worth it. This might be especially efficacious in a third world setting, in which a whole village might be treated by a single capsule dropped in a well.

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    1. And maybe if we magnetize the granules they'd be even more effective. You will also like my next product: SpudMAX.

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  2. Yes, and today is April Fools Day! 😆

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  3. It's quite a risotto to publish a post full of such scientific termites on the 1st of April.

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  4. It made me smile ! Just when i was getting out my Mcdonalds branded Visa card ..... i realised it was Aprils Fools day
    :)

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